Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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