I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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