PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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