Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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