I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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