STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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