Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
well, you know. whores of a feather.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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