I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
