oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
