So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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