I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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