Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You ruined the universe
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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