Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Randomize
