You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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