Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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