it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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