At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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