Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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