why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
