Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I love having hate sex.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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