in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
how drunk are you?
Several
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
