tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I enjoy the company of your penis
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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