Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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