you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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