Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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