So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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