My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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