I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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