yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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