He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
soo... how was my night?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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