What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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