On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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