If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's never too late to be topless.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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