My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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