Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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