I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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