Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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