So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
