no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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