Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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