Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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