tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
someone owes me an orgasm
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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