I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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