it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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