I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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