Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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