we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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