Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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