Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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