I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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