I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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