yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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