I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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