I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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