By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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